Submitted by Michael Morris on http://www.networkworld.com
AT&T - "We're the biggest, we're the best, and you will enjoy paying for that!"
BT - "AT&T, European-style...."
Verizon - "Global network, got it; great technology, got it; customer service ---- DOH...forget that one every time."
Sprint - "You want some wireless with that?"
Nextel - "Why, oh why, did we let Sprint buy us?"
Quest - "Never mind that whole money meltdown thingy, we're so much more honest now even the US government buys from us".
NTT - "We're great in Asia!"
China Telecom - "It's great to be a monopoly, especially with communism backing you up."
Telmex - "Yeah, we're still a monopoly."
Deutsche Telecom - "I need to finish my beer before troubleshooting that E-1."
And finally, any state-owned international PTT - "Whoa, it's 5 PM, I'll be leaving now, we'll fix that critical backbone OC-12 in the morning."
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